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Here are the bios for the secret characters in The Pitied JRPG!
An annoyingly loud asshole that only cares about himself. He takes Jace along on his various quests to slay fictional monsters. If you try to tell him that cyan isn't a real color, he gets really mad. REALLY mad.
The voice of reason and the most mature of the three J's. This one gets shit done while having a good time. They also take Jace on quests, but leave hm behind for a special one involving a few friends.
A cocky, yet smooth bastard that knows how to control a battlefield. This is because he wields a fucking gun. Some remember him for his funky fresh attitude. For some reason, he's also really good at predicting Jace's future.
Jason's best friend along with being an experienced fighter. His specialty is dragons and thankfully swoops in to save Jason from fighting one alone. He wields a katana and wears a kickass cape.
Jason's best friend along with being a bigger asshole than JJ. This son of a bitch is trying to use the power of the monsters Jason and company have been trying to defeat to wipe Warrior's Rest off the grid. Why? Fuck it, that's why.
What do you get when you fuse a Jason, an Anthony, and an Archer? Well, it took them a minute to name it, but they become one of the strongest beings in the galaxy: Jancer. Yes, all of their attacks have absurd names.
Age: 21
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Birthday: November 20th
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Height: 70in (5'10) or 177cm.
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Hair: Long brown hair that goes down to the neck.
Eyes: Bright blue
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Facial Features: Square glasses.
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Top: Cyan and black fantasy outfit. I honestly can't describe it, just look at the artwork.
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Bottoms: black fantasy pants and black boots up to the knee.
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Personality Traits: Have I mentioned that he's loud and annoying?
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Interests: Trippy colors, being loud and annoying, hardcore techno, cool-ass explosions, wearing funny hats.​
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Ability (Fucking Broken): It's a video game, of course the self-aware character has every move and max stats.
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Trivia: If it isn't obvious, this is a characterization of me. This version is based around me when I was 20-21. Obviously, his personality is exaggerated to hell and back.
JJ: Cyan IS A COLOR!!!
Age: 23
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Birthday: November 20th
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Height: 70in (5'10) or 177cm.
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Hair: shorter brown hair that goes down to the neck.
Eyes: Bright blue
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Facial Features: Aviator glasses.
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Top: Purple and black fantasy outfit. I honestly can't describe it, just look at the artwork.
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Bottoms: black fantasy pants and black boots up to the knee. I didn't know I could serve like that.
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Personality Traits: Shit, I'm putting myself on the spot, aren't I? I'm charismatic and try to keep things positive. People say I'm welcoming, I tell them I'm purely existing.
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Interests: What? You want me to fill this out like a dating website? Everything on this website contains at least one of my interests. ​
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Ability (Fucking Broken): It's a video game, of course I have every move and max stats. However, I made some moves exclusive to me.
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Rhythm Shift: The user creates a shape of any kind. The shape has three layers that are split into three main colors: Red, Green, and Blue. When hit with Rhythm Shift, the enemy will feel a tingling sensation as their vision separates the three colors from what they see. It’s like a chromatic aberration flashbang. The name is a reference to the Ridge Racer song of the same name.
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Beast Blast: It’s a big explosion of Aura. This one’s neat though because it leaves rose petals once the attack is over. It’s name comes from my username, minus the o (Beast-o-Blast).
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Trivia: So, you're probably wondering how I got here in the first place. It all started with an inside joke that ended up spawning the entire secret campaign along with a spin-off game.
Jason: Shithead Supreme
Age: 18
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Birthday: November 20th
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Height: 70in (5'10) or 177cm.
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Hair: Short brown hair that goes down to the ears.
Eyes: Bright blue
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Facial Features: Square glasses.
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Top: A bright pink hoodie. Can't miss it.​
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Bottoms: Black jeans and black tennis shoes.
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Personality Traits: This one's a smug lil' shit. While kind and considerate, this one knows how to lay down the law. He also has a silky smooth voice. Stop doing that.
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Interests: Funk music both new and old, breakdancing, doing dumb shit, wearing pink clothes​
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Ability (REALLY Fucking Broken): It's a video game, of course the self-aware character has every move and somehow above max stats.
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Trivia: If it isn't obvious, this is a characterization of me. This version is based around me when I was 18-19. Obviously, his personality is exaggerated to hell and back.
Jay: That motherfunker
Age: 23
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Birthday: January 9th
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Height: 70in (5'10) or 177cm.
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Hair: shorter brown hair that goes down to the ears.
Eyes: Bright blue
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Facial Features: Brown beard that covers face.
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Top: Blue and grey fantasy outfit with a brown cape connected at the shoulder. I honestly can't describe it, just look at the artwork.
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Bottoms: Grey fantasy pants and grey fantasy shoes.
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Personality Traits: He's confident and always ready for anything. While Jason is a bit more expressive, Anthony in contrast keeps his reactions mostly reserved. He has a boiling hatred for Archer for some reason. No one really knows why.
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Interests: Slaying monsters, all swords, magic, the idea of Archer being beaten senseless.​
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Ability (Blackout): Anthony wields the power of advanced darkness, otherwise known as Blackout. This move covers the enemy and obscures their view before Anthony goes in for the kill.​
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Trivia: Me and Anthony first became friends in middle school. I apparently walked up to him while he was playing Yu-Gi-Oh! with another kid and asked him what they were playing. Once he responded, I replied with, "Heh, that's lame".
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Over a decade later and one Blue Eyes White Dragon deck later, here we are today.
Anthony: The Impaler
Age: 21
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Birthday: February 23rd
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Height: 70in (5'10) or 177cm.
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Hair: shorter Black hair that goes down to the neck.
Eyes: Bright blue
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Facial Features: Gold aviator glasses
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Top: Gold and black fantasy outfit. I honestly can't describe it, just look at the artwork.
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Bottoms: Black fantasy pants and black fantasy shoes with gold cuffs that go to the knee.
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Personality Traits: This one likes to think he's hot shit and sometimes he is, but other times he's simply not present. He has his own time-zone, we call it "Archer Time".
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Interests: Slaying monsters, guns, mechs, subways​
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Ability (Billow): No one quite knows what a Billow is. Whatever it is, it allows Archer to copy enemy techniques simply by witnessing them. ​
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Trivia: He once got called Peter Parker and continues to hold it over Anthony's head.​
Archer: New York's Next Dictator
Age: ???
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Birthday: ???
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Height: 70in (5'10) or 177cm.
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Hair: shorter brown hair that goes down to the neck.
Eyes: Bright blue
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Facial Features: None.
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Top: Gold, blue, and black fantasy outfit. I honestly can't describe it, just look at the artwork.
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Bottoms: Black fantasy pants and black fantasy shoes with blue and gold cuffs that go to the knee.
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Personality Traits: They're an over-confident wise-ass that sadly can back up any shit-talk with an Atomic Fist to the face. They'll be happy to make a snappy quip while sending your ass back to last Tuesday.
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Interests: They never stay fused long enough to gather unique interests.​
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Ability (Fusion): Instead of dancing or grabbing some earrings, all these three need to do is level out their power and fist-bump at the same time. While fused, they gain access to several unique moves.​
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Atomic Fist: An attack comprised of using all of their aura for a single punch.
Tectonic Shift: Somehow, Jancer makes the surroundings vibrate, causing a mini-earthquake.
Starlight Pursuit: Rips open a hole into another dimension and makes stars rain down on the enemy!
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Trivia: The attack name 'Starlight Pursuit' is a reference to this song of the same name! Shoutout SRBK2.​